So, just in case you’re new to the game, it turns out that a lot of your favorite rap songs are really made out of other people’s songs, but now they have rap over them! Some people (mostly lawyers) call it stealing, others call it sampling. There are a few who call it audio collagery. But I made them up. The point is, people use old songs to make new songs, and sometimes both songs are good! Imagine that. But don’t believe me! See for yourself! (more…)
I got nothin’ this week. It has been uneventful and pretty lame to this point. So I asked a friend what I should write about and he responds with “fake boobies and ass implants”. Well, the boobies didn’t interest me..but ass implants..now that’s something I could dig my teeth into. Let us start with the basics. The procedure is referred to as Gluteal Augmentation or, Buttocks Magnification but for the sake of this audience I will refer to them as Ass Implants… sounds cooler and I would like to see how many times I can use “ass” in less than 500 words.
Back again! It’s like I never left. This month hit us with five Wednesdays, son. That means five stacks of books to climb out from under in January. Well, I made my way through last week’s goodies, and now I turn my eyes to the future: The Fifth Wednesday! But wait, before I turn my eyes to the future, I quickly turn them back to the past for a look at what I read last week. Damn, all this eye-turning is making me dizzy. What does it mean when you see little white spots everywhere? Is that good? I forget. It’s not? Ohhh……..
The bay needs YBB to come back, cause This was the JOINT! A 15 year old Mac Mall with cameos from Ray Luv and 2pac…PURE HEAT
This video is one of my favorites! I would come home from school and catch this video on CMCs hip hop fridays. A Lesson to Be Learned is a true bay classic
Quick… Someone make up some new holidays! I need something to look forward to here at the office. On the bright side of things I have Grip to thank for my recent trips to Golden Apple Comics and the unearthing of my old collection (I’m sure my wife thanks you too). But now that I’ve started reading them again I am hell bent on finishing them and I’m missing issues! Critters was 50 issues and I have like 20. All bad… Something else to obsess about.
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Well, another Wednesday is nigh, and with it comes more new comics. What tasty treats will follow me home from the store this week (if I may mix my metaphors)? And what about last week’s books? How were they? Great? Sucktacular? Some unsatisfying mixture of both? All those questions will be answered, and more! When? Right now, suckers! Avengers Assemble! (more…)
Fuckin’ writers strike sucks ass! Will we be stuck watching Terminator..Sara Connors Chronicles all winter? We now know this means I’m gonna have to do something productive and beneficial to my livelihood aside from eating couch snacks. Maybe I’ll go out and see the new Rambo movie..that’d be adventurous. Get all hopped up on sugared candy and cheer really loud for old man Stallone as he miraculously dumps three 100 round clips into 20 or so bad men also firing semi automatic weapons at him but mysteriously missing. What bad shots! Maybe he’ll get all bloody and have some sort of close up where he’s all beaten down and fire off some witty line and I’ll cheer like Jesus just walked in the room and offered me eternal life.
