Archive for May, 2008

Who is Chap Hazard?

Posted by Grip Grand on May 8th, 2008

So I was going through some old home movies in my Grandma’s attic the other day, and I came across this little gem in a dark and dusty corner. I don’t know if this was ever actually aired. Nor am I certain of the exact relation of Mr. Hazard to myself. However, I do believe him to be family, perhaps a second or third cousin, possibly with some degree of removal. Anyway, check it out. And when you’re done, go to Chap’s MySpace page and add him as a friend: www.myspace.com/chaphazard

Also, go here and give the video five stars, and go here and rate it “funny”…and if you don’t think it’s funny, keep it to yourself, pal.

Videos that QM likes

Posted by Q'm on May 7th, 2008

Shouts to DJ Silly Kid! Certified Nasty!

Jail For Life - Case #J4L-0001

Posted by Richie Cunning on May 4th, 2008


Greetings, fellow citizens. Welcome to Jail For Life (again), the new weekly installment of my own personal penal system in which I will examine the evidence against suspected perpetrators of various offenses and sentence them to a life of incarceration in order to prevent them from continuing to do whatever it is they do that makes our world just a little bit shittier every day. Now I should state for the record that no suspect, under any circumstances, will be provided the right to any form of defense, nor will there be any opportunity to cop a plea for a lesser sentence. All cases will be judged with malicious bias and all rulings are final. Furthermore, this court grants no necessary individual rights. That being said, cases may be formed against not only individuals, but entire groups of people or animals in order to insure that my own personal justice be served. As you see each week’s case unfold, you may argue that some or all of the offenses are nowhere near serious enough to warrant a life of imprisonment. In the case of such an argument, you will first be informed that you are breaking my heart. You will then be asked to direct your attention to my thumb and index finger which will be gently rubbing together to create the sound of the world’s smallest violin. All rise. The honorable Judge Cunning presiding.

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Cheap Date Tour @ The Tonic Lounge, Reno, NV.

Posted by Richie Cunning on April 26th, 2008
May 22, 2008
8:00 pm

 

 

The Tonic Lounge
231 W. 2nd Street
Reno, NV. 89501

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Cheap Date Tour @ Lo Fi, Seattle, WA.

Posted by Richie Cunning on April 26th, 2008
May 20, 2008
8:00 pm

 

 

Lo Fi
429 Eastlake Ave E
Seattle, WA. 98109

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Cheap Date Tour @ Berbati’s Pan, Portland, OR.

Posted by Richie Cunning on April 26th, 2008
May 19, 2008
8:00 pm

 

 

Berbati’s Pan
213 SW Ankeny Street
Portland, OR. 97204

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Cheap Date Tour @ The Red Fox Tavern, Eureka, CA.

Posted by Richie Cunning on April 26th, 2008
May 18, 2008
8:00 pm

 

 

The Red Fox Tavern
415 5th Street
Eureka, CA. 95501

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Cheap Date Tour @ The Blue Lamp, Sacramento, CA.

Posted by Richie Cunning on April 26th, 2008
May 17, 2008
8:00 pm

 

 

Blue Lamp
1400 Alhambra Blvd.
Sacramento, CA. 95816

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Cheap Date Tour @ Audie’s Olympic at Club Fred’s, Fresno, CA.

Posted by Richie Cunning on April 26th, 2008
May 16, 2008
8:00 pm

 

 

Audie’s Olympic @ Club Fred’s
1426 N. Van Ness
Fresno, CA. 93728

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Cheap Date Tour @ The Red Devil Lounge, SF, CA.

Posted by Richie Cunning on April 26th, 2008
May 15, 2008
8:00 pm

 

 

The Red Devil Lounge
1695 Polk Street
San Francisco, CA. 94109

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