Who is Chap Hazard?
So I was going through some old home movies in my Grandma’s attic the other day, and I came across this little gem in a dark and dusty corner. I don’t know if this was ever actually aired. Nor am I certain of the exact relation of Mr. Hazard to myself. However, I do believe him to be family, perhaps a second or third cousin, possibly with some degree of removal. Anyway, check it out. And when you’re done, go to Chap’s MySpace page and add him as a friend: www.myspace.com/chaphazard
Also, go here and give the video five stars, and go here and rate it “funny”…and if you don’t think it’s funny, keep it to yourself, pal.
May 9th, 2008 at 4:37 am
hooooooooly shit. you are retarded. haaaaaaaaaa!!
May 9th, 2008 at 9:58 am
It’s really funny. Sparkle. I thought that was ground up Ferrari emblems.
Nice pervo mustache too. Creepy. Lady Grip also looks adorable.
May 9th, 2008 at 10:43 am
Please stay away from my children…
May 11th, 2008 at 10:16 am
If I recall, “testarossa” is what the streets call ground up Ferrari emblems…Chap discusses it in the deleted scenes. Check for those on the 2-disc Blu-Ray release.
May 12th, 2008 at 6:14 am
I wonder if Mr. Hazard has ever met Carlos Knight.
In my imaginary perfect world, they would be great pals, and they would make the greatest album of all time together.
It would be quite impressive, lucrative, and entertaining.
…and sparkley.
May 12th, 2008 at 8:54 pm
I wanna hear some Chap and Chuck Duece…I bet they could make some gold records.
May 13th, 2008 at 2:43 am
what about a CK/CH mash-up?
ya’ll know what the fuck i’m talkin’ bout…
15 min video of old chappy would be a bit long, almost as bad as a freakin 30 min video of those stupid rec-league guys in texas.. who’d watch that?!
May 13th, 2008 at 10:32 am
Would 15 minutes still be too long if I told you the deleted scenes were all nude?
May 28th, 2008 at 10:14 pm
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