Since being removed from my prior Carolina environs, I usually rely on my partner in debauchery, Irish Pat to give me the nightly scoops.  None to say, he never lets me down.  In this actual conversation, im allowing you to be privy to the same information as I. Cause, afterall, whats our friendship worth if we cant share?
7:37am Pat

did we discuss the high heel to the face?

7:37am  Haji

oh, hahaha, nah…whats the deals with it?

7:37am Pat

outside of the whiskey after my homeboys show

helping them load band shit into the truck and some drunk bitch on the side walk starts screaming at these black chicks in a benz

girls in the benz stop to talk shit and me and 4 of the boys start yelling things along the lines of “unuuuh, whoop that bitches ass!” etc…

They get out, beat the piss out of this girl, then open the trunk…

im like oh jesus that bitch is getting a gun

cops get there

after the cops get there, drunk bitch is still talking, girl takes her shoe off and drills her in the face…with a stiletto heel!

7:40am Haji

bing!

7:40am Pat

at which point the cops grab her and her titties pop out!

7:40am Haji

HAHAHA

7:41am Pat

but on the real

ive never seen that much blood come out of one person

and ive done some serious damage to people

7:41am Haji

damn, it was that bad?

7:41am Pat

yea dude, cut, nose and mouth

like a faucet man

7:42am Haji

did blood get on the titties?

7:42am Pat

oh yeah. oooooh yeah!

7:42am Haji

damn, thats a shame.

7:43am Pat

girls tits that were out were ginourmous

7:43am Haji

word! those are usually my favorite kinda titties.

7:43am Pat

i high fived a stranger over them if that gives you any idea

7:44am Haji

“yo, sup ,man, you see them bloody titties!?” “yeah, dawg! them joints was supple!”  *high five*

i back that!

7:44am Pat

hahaha

pretty much

it was very drunk white guy-ish

hahaha

7:45am Haji

sounds like the best way to end a show…but yo, im about to watch The Notebook , and hope that puts me to sleep

7:46am Pat

oh i saw some really bad movie called how i quit white women. im fairly sure it was a bet made for tv movie…i was drunk…

fin.